Charlie Sheen Ipsum

I’m done. I’m done. It’s on. Bring it, as I say. I ain’t hidin’. So …
you know … within that is tremendous focus, and tremendous clarity, and
tremendous peace. Because … look at what I’m dealing with, man. I’m
dealing with fools and trolls. And therefore there’s nothing in the middle. I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen. And it’s just not an option.

You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‘I CAN’T PROCESS IT!’ Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show …. You know? Yes! I don’t read anything after it’s come out, because I will not waste my precious time on such ridiculous nonsense. But I understand, according to you, that there was a lot of curiosity about the Vatican assassins. I just closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself from this ridiculous model of disease, addiction, and obsession. It’s just … It’s just the work of sissies. And therefore there’s nothing in the middle. I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen. And it’s just not an option.

But it’s just not … I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over. It’s … yeah … it’s an understatement. You know, I just … I’m sorry, man, I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips. Because I’m just … um …. I don’t know. Why give an interview when you can leave a warning, you know? They will lose the rest of their lives as they think about me and my life for the rest of their lives. So … it’s … there’s no … again, bring me a challenge, somebody. Bring me a frickin’ challenge. Because, you know … it just ain’t there. WINNING! You know, he might be Nails, but I’m frickin’ bayonets, you know? I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

Well, I think it was Nails that said I was really, really flattered, ’cause he got it right. And I’m not … You know? Dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don’t have time for these clowns. I don’t have time for their judgment and their stupidity and …. (sighs) Yeah, I sat with two – hey, coincidence – F-18, Top Gun, radical fire, napalm dropping pilots in my movie theater watching the chopper attack sequence on the beachhead to go surfing because they wanted to and those people were in their way. But it’s just not … I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over.

They will lose the rest of their lives as they think about me and my life for the rest of their lives. So … it’s … there’s no … again, bring me a challenge, somebody. Bring me a frickin’ challenge. Because, you know … it just ain’t there. WINNING! Well, I’m not Thomas Jefferson …. He was a pussy! The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. You know? This bootleg cult – you know, arrogantly referred to as ‘Alcoholics Anonymous’ – now supports a 5% success rate. My success rate is 100%. Do the math! But I
dare anyone to debate me on things.

Take for instance its founder and death written … I don’t know … broken down plagiarist … stayed high on acid until the day he died. I can’t seem to find that chapter in his silly book of lies. Yeah, but I can’t use the word ‘sober’ because that’s a term from ‘those people’, and I have cleansed myself. Because … look at what I’m dealing with, man. I’m dealing with fools and trolls. And we are and, I don’t know, winning?… Anyone? …. (long silence) …. Rhymes with winning? …. Anyone? …. Yeah, that would be us. And I’m like … guys, it’s right there in the thing. Duh! We work for the Pope. We murder people. We’re Vatican assassins.

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